Jim Kelly.

A bona fide badass.

You can see the pure soul emanating from him!

In other news, I am Con.

I come from the land without groove, on a journey to obtain the powers of bassmastery and beatforgery.

It is currently frozen the fuck over here.

I can honestly say I hate the winter. Its so damn bitter! There's not a damn thing to do out here, since everything is dead. Some say, "Well, why not go sledding?" I say to them, "Because I'm not a retard." I see no fun in climbing up a cold ass hill, only to go barreling down it on a lid, looking like a complete idiot.

No, sirree.

Sure, it looks pretty.