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And he is ri-goddamn-diculous. Check out Jack Davey's milisecond of spotlight. Nice!
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And he is ri-goddamn-diculous. Check out Jack Davey's milisecond of spotlight. Nice!
The Obamas Love Slam Poetry, Too?/ASU Denies Obama Honorary Degree
The Obamas hosted a jazz and slam poetry social at the White House with many noted guests including Spike Lee and of course the Bidens (I think I saw the back of Idris Elba's head? Maybe not). I absolutely love Michelle's top and I usually don't go to mixed/matched patterns like that. I also love how bored Maila and Sasha look in some of these photos. Everyone looks great and the White House looks welcoming for a change.
In related news: this is hilarious. Jason Jones of the Daily Show goes to Arizona State University and questions students about why the college denied Obama an honorary degree.
Blame It On the E-e-e-e-e-e-economy!
Another Barack Obama spoof by alphacat himself:
The girl who plays Michelle Obama was so good! I wasn't expecting that. How did they find her?!?!
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The girl who plays Michelle Obama was so good! I wasn't expecting that. How did they find her?!?!
Jones' Good Ass BBQ and Foot Massage
Have you ever been pissed at humanity because no one ever invented a magical place where you can eat a bucket of delicious fried foods while simultaneously getting a vigorous foot massage? I mean, what better way to end your day than with a full belly and moisturized honey BBQ-scented feet, amirite? You have been deprived no longer, my friend. Jones' Good Ass BBQ and Foot Massage is here!
They even have a website. Perfect. Request and Toby will fry it!
Also, this is not real.
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They even have a website. Perfect. Request and Toby will fry it!
Also, this is not real.
I've come to Realize That News Anchors Are THE BEST
You may ask, "the best what?" The answer is yes. They are simply the best. I never fully understood what they did off camera or when they thought the cameras weren't rolling. Luckily, WGN News anchors, Robert Jordan and Jackie Bange shine some light on their ritualistic routine. It's like a SECRET SOCIETY of adorable news anchors with elaborate dance moves! And then they instantly switch into their normal news-y somber tone. Perfection. They should be my best friends.
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The Lonely Island: "Like a Boss"
Wake up at 6 (like a boss). Go back to sleep (like a boss). Oh shit I'm late (like a boss). Run to class (like a boss). Catch my breath (like a boss). I'm out of shape (like a boss). Get dirty looks (like a boss). From the professor (like a boss). After class (like a boss). Buy a salad (like a boss). No dressing (like a boss). Start complaining (like a boss). Walk to my room (like a boss). Check my facebook (like a boss). No comments (like a boss). Swallow sadness (like a boss). Take a nap (like a boss). Eat taquitos (like a boss). Look at LOST forums (like a boss). Get confused (like a boss). Where is Vincent? (like a boss) ageless Richard (like a boss). Time travel (like a boss). WHEN are we? (like a boss). Then I realize (like a boss). I'm a nerd (like a boss). Procrastinate (like a boss). Talk to Regina (like a boss). Do some homework (like a boss). Go to sleep (like a boss).
Finally! The Lonely Island's new video for "Like a Boss" from the album Incredibad. Featuring a skinny Seth Rogen and John Mulaney.
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Finally! The Lonely Island's new video for "Like a Boss" from the album Incredibad. Featuring a skinny Seth Rogen and John Mulaney.
I know it's not supposed to be funny but...
"Today, on the 6 train home, I had a gun placed against the back of my head and my wallet, watch, and iPod stolen. As soon as the robber got what he wanted, he turned and ran, dropping his weapon to the ground... I got mugged by a man wielding a fucking Pez dispenser." FML
LMAO Xinfinity!
fmylife.com is the BEST site out there right now.
In other news, I get my new netbook on Wednesday (hopefully)! This means that I will be posting more often! yay!
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LMAO Xinfinity!
fmylife.com is the BEST site out there right now.
In other news, I get my new netbook on Wednesday (hopefully)! This means that I will be posting more often! yay!
I'm Probably Going to Hell for Laughing at This
(photo via google, kthx)
"Today, I babysat a five year old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML."
Think you had a bad day? Go to F My Life for more unfortunate (but hilarious) anecdotes. You'll feel much better about your life, I promise.
Hey.....
IT'S ME BITCHES!
lol j/k
Hey guys, it's Ash.
I just wanted to show my face--er text.....
I'm doing some behind the scenes ish for WYP but I'm still heeeeere!
Make Sure You Wash Your FLAPS Good!
This immediately made my bf hurry to the other room because it was apparently too disturbing for him. I, on the other hand, cannot stop laughing! I've blogged about FOUND magazine before. I love looking at random stranger's lost or discarded notes and getting a glimpse of someone's else life. FOUND provides that and much more with daily notes, diary entries, random old photos, etc. Some notes are heartbreaking, some lame, and some--like the gem above--are hilarious.
Enjoy grandma's words of wisdom!
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