"Today, on the 6 train home, I had a gun placed against the back of my head and my wallet, watch, and iPod stolen. As soon as the robber got what he wanted, he turned and ran, dropping his weapon to the ground... I got mugged by a man wielding a fucking Pez dispenser." FML
fmylife.com is the BEST site out there right now.
In other news, I get my new netbook on Wednesday (hopefully)! This means that I will be posting more often! yay!