What's Your Poison?: i have too much time on my hands

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The Lonely Island: "Like a Boss"

Wake up at 6 (like a boss). Go back to sleep (like a boss). Oh shit I'm late (like a boss). Run to class (like a boss). Catch my breath (like a boss). I'm out of shape (like a boss). Get dirty looks (like a boss). From the professor (like a boss). After class (like a boss). Buy a salad (like a boss). No dressing (like a boss). Start complaining (like a boss). Walk to my room (like a boss). Check my facebook (like a boss). No comments (like a boss). Swallow sadness (like a boss). Take a nap (like a boss). Eat taquitos (like a boss). Look at LOST forums (like a boss). Get confused (like a boss). Where is Vincent? (like a boss) ageless Richard (like a boss). Time travel (like a boss). WHEN are we? (like a boss). Then I realize (like a boss). I'm a nerd (like a boss). Procrastinate (like a boss). Talk to Regina (like a boss). Do some homework (like a boss). Go to sleep (like a boss).

Finally! The Lonely Island's new video for "Like a Boss" from the album Incredibad. Featuring a skinny Seth Rogen and John Mulaney.

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I know it's not supposed to be funny but...

"Today, on the 6 train home, I had a gun placed against the back of my head and my wallet, watch, and iPod stolen. As soon as the robber got what he wanted, he turned and ran, dropping his weapon to the ground... I got mugged by a man wielding a fucking Pez dispenser." FML

LMAO Xinfinity!

fmylife.com is the BEST site out there right now.

In other news, I get my new netbook on Wednesday (hopefully)! This means that I will be posting more often! yay!

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I'm Probably Going to Hell for Laughing at This

(photo via google, kthx)

"Today, I babysat a five year old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML."

Think you had a bad day? Go to F My Life for more unfortunate (but hilarious) anecdotes. You'll feel much better about your life, I promise.

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The Death of Print

More and more magazines are dropping like flies. And now, after the folding of Mass Appeal, Missbehave is saying goodbye, too...in print at least. I was lucky to find the magazine when I did because there was nothing else on the shelves like it. I used to read those run-of-the-mill teen mags (you know the ones) where they give you faulty advice about how to get that "hot boy" by fixing your hair a certain way. Or 47 ways to get a smaller waist. You know, real bullshit.

But Missbehave was cooler than that. Now, it's going to be gone from print. Forever... (echo)

The editor, Samantha Moeller seems ecstatic about the online version, "We are super stoked to bring you all the awesome content with out all that pesky paper!" (source)I'm kinda bummed about this, though.

Shit, now what's to become of my collage making?

-News:Media Week

My Windows Paint game is proper, right? I know.

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Hey.....

IT'S ME BITCHES!

lol j/k

Hey guys, it's Ash.

I just wanted to show my face--er text.....

I'm doing some behind the scenes ish for WYP but I'm still heeeeere!

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Make Sure You Wash Your FLAPS Good!

This immediately made my bf hurry to the other room because it was apparently too disturbing for him. I, on the other hand, cannot stop laughing! I've blogged about FOUND magazine before. I love looking at random stranger's lost or discarded notes and getting a glimpse of someone's else life. FOUND provides that and much more with daily notes, diary entries, random old photos, etc. Some notes are heartbreaking, some lame, and some--like the gem above--are hilarious.

Enjoy grandma's words of wisdom!

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One More Week

LOST is less than a week away and I'm getting that anxious, restless feeling again everytime Wednesday nights approached, waiting to see if we'll FINALLY get some answers, what happened to Claire?, WHO OR WHAT THE HELL IS JACOB? time traveling bunnies, island delays, WHY DOESN'T RICHARD EVER AGE!? What is this little game being played by Ben and Widmore? And how did Widmore "change the rules"?

I bet the dog, Vincent, has something to do with everything. Vincent is Jacob! Or Jacob is Christian, Jack's alcoholic, philandering, surgeon dad now dead and roaming the jungle, telling people they have work to do.

Oh God. This show makes my brain hurts. That's a good thing. Biblical, philosophical, scientific references, oh my! I don't think I've ever loved a show with this much intensity. I've been occupying myself, watching old episodes to refresh my memory, lurking Addicted to LOST facebook groups, *trying* to avoid the spoilers on DarkUFO, and analyzing the theories on LOSTpedia. Basically, this show owns my life.

As much as I can theorize, wax poetic about this show, and take up the whole page, I'll be curtious and save the excitement for January 21st.

God loves you as he loved Jacob.

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When You Have Unlimited Time on Your Hands

This is what happens:

I discovered my love for collages in 8th grade when I had to do a science project on subliminal messages. I made a collage full of ads but added my own little secret "messages" for people to interpret. I got the silver for that. Should've got the gold. Bitches.

I acquired some free time over the winter break and decided to express my love for WYP in collage form! Obviously, I heart WYP. Hard.

The Lonely Island: "Like a Boss"

I know it's not supposed to be funny but...

I'm Probably Going to Hell for Laughing at This

The Death of Print

Hey.....

Make Sure You Wash Your FLAPS Good!

One More Week

When You Have Unlimited Time on Your Hands

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