Kanye Wants You to Know He Doesn't Have a Twitter

Kanye Wants You to Know He Doesn't Have a Twitter

(This spaz comes courtesy of losers making fake Kanye West Twitter accounts) I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER... WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I'M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I'M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I'M NOT AND I'M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN'T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT... THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN'T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT'S A FUCKING FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW .... WHY? ... BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!

It's a "FUCKING FARCE."
I feel weird when you yell at me like that, Kayne.

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Christopher Walken, Comedic Genius

Christopher Walken, Comedic Genius

Somebody has started a Christopher Walken Twitter. Perhaps it is Christopher Walken himself. Stranger things have happened.

Whoever it is, they are not your average celebrity social networkers. Check out this twitting:

The Pope is in Africa "reaffirming the ban on condom use." His old stuff was funnier. I don't get this new material. Too edgy for my taste.

I laughed out loud when I read that. Comedic genius.

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Twitter Smells Like Old People

Twitter Smells Like Old People

The most popular networking service out right now is Twitter as most of you may or may not know. However, I've noticed a stunning trend in this social sites population. There are far more people in older demographics using Twitter. I noticed this during Pres. Obama's state of the union speech when broadcasters mention that members of senate and other government officials were "tweeting" during said speech.

Even more surprising than the fact that an older generation has caught on to a new technology is the fact that they seem to have caught on at the same time as younger people have. And they have adapted remarkably well. Perhaps your old Uncle Bob is seeking justification after missing out on the Myspace and Facebook bandwagon?

What does this mean? It means your grand papi very well may have a Twitter account, and is updating his old Vietnam (war) buddies about the trauma flash back he had last night when he heard a loud bang out in the garage. But more realistically I've noticed that I'm being followed by universities, businesses, websites and bands via Twitter. This leads me to believe Twittarians (I just made that up) are using Twitter as a marketing tool AND as a research &development tool simultaneously. Only time will tell if Twitter is just Big Brother with a fancy make-over.

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