I'm Probably Going to Hell for Laughing at This

I'm Probably Going to Hell for Laughing at This

(photo via google, kthx)

"Today, I babysat a five year old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML."

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